Jimmy Olsen's Dos and Don'ts of Dating

Người đăng: Unknown on Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 7, 2009

Chicks don't dig monsters:


Extra hands is not a turn-on:


Always wear attire appropriate for the situation:


Don't doubt the leprechaun:


Never let your girlfriend see you getting slapped around by the fat lady from the circus:


As a general rule, you should not let her see the snake in your trousers while dancing:


The robot body just makes her think of all the oil you'll need over the next few decades:


Don't date beatniks:


Don't insult her favorite singer:


But have no fear, if you follow Jimmy Olsen's tips, you'll have the hottest tomatoes battling for your attention:


And even that one special dame will finally appreciate you:

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